Here’s a small sample of the lyric …
Santa is an Astronaut
Hey! Look up into space, it’s a cosmonaut!
No, it’s an astronaut!
No! Oh, it’s only Santa’naut —
Forget what ya been taught
‘cos Santa is an Astronaut.
Don’t believe all ya hear
‘cos Santa rides a rocket not a real reindeer.
Space! — he’s got space in his head
for a turkey instead
of a brain.
Mars! — he’s a sucker for Mars Bars,
his stockings are all chocolate stained.
Bells! — he wears bells on his head
and scrap-metal instead
of a beard.
Sing! — he can’t sing, he can’t dance,
Xmas carols — fat chance! —
this guy’s weird.
There’s a swag more of these Russian space-themed Xmas cards, all copyright–free, at crazywebsite.com.